The Irish Incubator

A preparation of potatoes involving the injection of semen before boiling, in order to "incubate" the sperm that was injected. As the potatoes cook, the sperm creates a better flavor and texture. This process makes any meal 100 times better.

"Hey Sam, did you do anything different for dinner tonight? It was really good."
"Yeah man, I made the Irish Incubators."

by rfWavy February 19, 2021

The Irish Igloo

You begin by cutting a hole through the center of a potato. Following the excavation, you allow the potato to freeze in the wilderness (under no circumstances use a freezer). Once the potato has solidified, insert gravy into the cavity that you have created. Finalizing the work, force your cock into the potato until you have reached a point of ejaculation.

The boys were feeling a little frisky one night and decided to get The Irish Igloo going until everyone used a potato to finish.

by The Miracle Bunny November 28, 2018

The Irish Guy

The Irish Guy is a weird irish fella who has featured on HITC sport and has his own channel called the irish guy. He likes to bathe in milk and sleep in bins. Only ever seen with a old scarf on that probably smells of 6 week old milk.

Have you heard of The Irish Guy? Yeah isnt he the guy who bathed in milk?

by Bigupfarage March 18, 2022

The Irish Hello

The Irish Hello is a newly coined term derived from the already famous phrase "The Irish Goodbye". Essentially, it is the opposite of the "Irish Goodbye". The perpetrator of the "Irish Hello" will hold court, and show up to a place, party, event, or meeting, uninvited, and unwanted without any foreseeable indication of their arrival. Its first origins date back to John Paul Occhipinti's famous exile and return to his home in Scranton, PA. John Paul Occhipinti left his son John Salvatore Occhipinti the reins of the home with permission to throw countless, and endless parties, only to return from Ocala, Florida with no notice, intentionally killing the buzz of the summer parties that were set to ensue.

John Salvatore Occhipinti was in the midst of a Blockbuster House Party only to receive "The Irish Hello" from his father, John Paul Occhipinti who was in a Mesh Beach T-Shirt waiting at the door. John Salvatore had to leave his Beer Pong Championship Match to help unload his father's luggage, knowing full and well this Irish Hello was the Irish Goodbye to raging hard as fuck.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

The Irish Lasso

When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.

I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.

by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019

The Irish Waterfall

When you take out a person's glass eye and shoot your load in the empty socket creating a waterfall of cum from her nose and mouth

"Yo dude, we got drunk last night and picked up this gross bitch who had a glass eye. Ryan thought it would be funny to give her The Irish Waterfall, so he did. It was solid!!"

"Craig has an infatuation with The Irish Waterfall, I think his boyfriend likes it!!"

by DartmouthInDaHouse September 3, 2009

The Irish Hooligan

when a driver in a moving vehicle proceeds to stick his body half way out the car's window, flailing his arms and screaming while outside the car as fellow drivers look on.

driver usually can only have the balls to do this while under the influence.

he was so fucked up he did the Irish Hooligan

by alyvine August 3, 2010