the hair ball 

(n) a type of sex configuration in a threesome where a hairy man is in between two other partners

Cole, Chris, and I tried out the hair ball this weekend. It was wild.

the hair ball by noaboa1212 December 4, 2016

save the hair 

What you say to a bald cop because most of them are bald or a large group of them are bald. Made by the YouTuber Supercarsuspects

“Bro there’s cops coming”
“Shit bro block em from the burnout”

“The are bald”
“Save the hair”

save the hair by Aiden2534 June 11, 2018

Saved by the hair on your ass 

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

Saved by the hair on your ass by trevmation September 13, 2015

not by the hair on my chiny chin chin

a famous line from "The Three Little Pigs". also refers in code to a certain female teacher that has more man-hair than most boys in puberty.

Person A: (says) not by the hair on my chiny chin chin
Person A: (begins to rub chin)
Persons B&C: (begin to laugh)

not by the hair on my chiny chin chin by numanuma324 April 6, 2005

pimpin like the hair on marge simpson 

way past big pimpin', the highest level of pimpin you can attain.

"those are some fuckin comb rims you got on that ride"
"hell yeah, gold 22s you know how i roll. these things are pimpin like the hair on marge simpson"

pimpin like the hair on marge simpson by michael achuta January 9, 2008

Talk the hair off a monkey. 

A term for when a person is incessantly talking shit.

Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...

Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.

Talk the hair off a monkey. by pinballpickup August 31, 2006

drop the hair routine 

this phrase is used when someone thinks you have nice or cool hair. usually used with hockey players and baseball players.

Girl: "drop the hair routine!!"

Boy: "aye! thank you!"

drop the hair routine by daddystoes69 March 14, 2020