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The Grand Toast

The grand master, a person of great worth and importance, often a leader.
Steve is the grand toast of this corperation
by G37_7h3_d00r May 5, 2004
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The Grand Theft Auto

A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.
Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?

Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money
by Charlie T. July 21, 2016
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The Grand Feast

The grand feast is a multilayer existential event where a human moves even less then a plank inch and that causes the universe to fill up to the brim instantly with his slimy disgusting (delicious) shart ( shit and fart ) , breaking space time and all dimensions. Now every single human on the planet called “earth” has to eat all the shart till every little plank inch is gone.
mmmmmm I’m hungry I wish The Grand Feast would happen.
by Keller austin September 25, 2021
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The Grand Tour

The Grand Tour is the successor to Top Gear, hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond. It is funded by Amazon, and while much like the original Top Gear, it's that much more off-the-walls and immature.

If you enjoy the old Top Gear, watch it.
The Grand Tour is a great show for people who enjoy Top Gear, traveling, cars, or just like seeing people goof around.
by sebacostamr May 5, 2019
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The Grand Crossing

A game where you try to cross the border, but then a FUCKING CADET random FUCKING KILLS YOU and doesnt get arrested because the MP was AFK.
The Grand Crossing is a place where cadets FUCKING RK
by RANDOM KILLING CADETS June 28, 2018
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The Grand Whazoo

A slang name for God.
"It was almost as if The Grand Whazoo was directing me upon my path through life."
by Ross Douglas July 16, 2006
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The grand slam

The grand slam is the last ass clap before you send your cum to the equivalent of the pussy’s shadow realm.
by Zeccede July 26, 2018
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