the crack of sparrows 

A combination of the terms "The Crack of Dawn" and "Sparrows Fart" both meaning very early in the morning.
made popular by the Australian tv show Kath & Kim.

"I've been up since the crack of sparrows and I'm buggered"

the crack of sparrows by Matt Reynolds August 25, 2005

crack the seal 

to open a new pint of lean

damn bruh, i just copped a cruiser im bout to crack the seal

crack the seal by 713boomin September 22, 2015

crack the shits 

to get pissed off or really angry. Origin unknown...

He cracked the shits with her because she dropped a brick on his foot

crack the shits by dancer01 April 4, 2005

Crack the Saucer 

Anal sex.

I hooked up with Rachel last night and I cracked the saucer.

My girl likes me to crack the saucer.

My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.

Crack the Saucer by Eaton Holgoode October 8, 2018

sitting on the crack 

1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible

1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!

2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.

3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!

sitting on the crack by bigniqqa69 December 17, 2019

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns 

An adult animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons and airs on PBS. The series follows the adventures of the brothers Click and Clack from their auto repair shop, Car Talk Plaza.

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns is the worst PBS show ever.

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022