Cairns is the best name that a person could possibly have. While people with this name's extremely rare, all the people with it are absolutely unmatched to anyone in the universe. Cairns' are always loved by everyone, and also one of the very people to trust and love. They are great care-takers and always care for people around them. They are known for trying their absolute best to give emotional support to people, and always help anyone at literally the best they could. Not to mention their out of the world multi-talents which include: musicality, ability to perform/sing, and hyper-realistic artistry. Most importantly they are also known for their great academic talent and ability of seamless teaching.
by realityexpert November 24, 2021
by Nire001 May 6, 2008
When your girl is on her knees going down on you, grab the base of your cock and guide your cock into her cheek. This is when you move quickly to one side dragging her with you.
by BD The Pirate July 11, 2009
a guy from cairns (north Queensland) who tends to take as much time doing his hair as his sister would, shaves his legs and wears short, tight pants and colourful fag singlets. most of these people go to saint augustines.
by peoplethesedays95-11 June 2, 2011
Perhaps one of the better fighters in the NHL. He has no problem with beating your face in. A guy I wouldn't like to piss off.
Fan: I saw that you put Crosby into the boards
Player: Yeah, it was a good hit.
Fan: Then I saw Eric Cairns beat your ass!
Player: Yeah, no denying that.
Player: Yeah, it was a good hit.
Fan: Then I saw Eric Cairns beat your ass!
Player: Yeah, no denying that.
by WeaselHunter March 6, 2007
The lowest of the lows of the cairns species. Cairns rats usually reside in the beaches OR far south. They generally congregate at bus stops or centralz. They carry duffel bags and wear baggy shorts. They have that general ‘crusty’ and/or ‘greasy’ look to them that makes all the non-cairns rats spew. A cairns rat proba went to smithy but you’ll find they are pretty good at getting into the private schools round here too- you’ll find some at TAS. If your a cairns rat you stay in cairns after graduating (if u even graduated u probs just dropped out after grade 10) and live with ur parents and eventually become a tradie with a mullet- this is not to be confused with a eshay which is a notably different breed.
by CairnsRat4060 November 1, 2020
A crappy high school in Cairns, far north Queensland. Although it is undeniably trash, it is probably the least trash school in Cairns.
Although that's not saying much.
Given your other options are:
A druggo at tbay
A thief at wooree
Gay at saints or monnies
Broke at TAS
A sex worker at Redlynch
or Ignored at Saint Mary's
It's important to note that Cairns high, is (undeniably) better than brissie state high - as demonstrated by just about every fanfare (a state run school music competition).
(Except that time the Cairns high symphony orchestra lost a hecking percussion ensemble)
I'm not gonna lie, if you want your kids to get an education move away from Cairns.
Although that's not saying much.
Given your other options are:
A druggo at tbay
A thief at wooree
Gay at saints or monnies
Broke at TAS
A sex worker at Redlynch
or Ignored at Saint Mary's
It's important to note that Cairns high, is (undeniably) better than brissie state high - as demonstrated by just about every fanfare (a state run school music competition).
(Except that time the Cairns high symphony orchestra lost a hecking percussion ensemble)
I'm not gonna lie, if you want your kids to get an education move away from Cairns.
Monnies girl 1: I can't believe we came second at Eisteddfod again.
Monnies girl 2: I think Cairns high bribes the judges
Monnies girl 2: I think Cairns high bribes the judges
by Yeetyboi420 November 29, 2018