so its like any of the marvel movies there science fiction so like jesus like fuck that guy hes soooooo gay like who cares about the blind people like just let them fall off a cliff like they wont have a good life anyways and like moses ur gay but ur stick lowkey lit like its just like i want this ocean split in half welp why not fuck it
by nigga on a trigga June 7, 2019
Get the The biblemug. A religious text. Whether or not it’s fictional or non fictional is... up to you.
Lots of people like to throw it up at others in an attempt to ground their own bigoted beliefs, usually flipping to one page and then claiming it as evidence of something when really, it’s just a bunch of words made for a religion. Can you try not to, I don’t know, not attempt to weaponize religion? Who knows what you’ll get up to after cyberbullying children for liking the same gender.
Of course, not every Christian is like this, and assuming they all are is only stooping down to the worst ones’ levels. Assume the best out of everyone and you may just teach someone a valuable lesson ^^
Lots of people like to throw it up at others in an attempt to ground their own bigoted beliefs, usually flipping to one page and then claiming it as evidence of something when really, it’s just a bunch of words made for a religion. Can you try not to, I don’t know, not attempt to weaponize religion? Who knows what you’ll get up to after cyberbullying children for liking the same gender.
Of course, not every Christian is like this, and assuming they all are is only stooping down to the worst ones’ levels. Assume the best out of everyone and you may just teach someone a valuable lesson ^^
Religious asshole: the Holy Lord God has said that passing your own body to others for sex is a sin and you’re going to go to hell; Asexuality is a sin because you cannot have any children according to Jesus; gayness is illegal according to some random quote from some random guy; all of this is in the Bible therefore I am correct
Decent person with common sense, religious or not religious: The Bible is a book, not a wikia. Jesus was asexual. His best friend was a prostitute. The whole “man shall not lay with boy” is, in fact, against pedophilia, and not against homosexuality. Of course, since you’re a “devout Christian”, you likely already knew this, right? Considering you probably read through the whole thing and all. I hope you have, otherwise who knows? You might wake up tomorrow morning with the room a little hotter than it was the night before.
Decent person with common sense, religious or not religious: The Bible is a book, not a wikia. Jesus was asexual. His best friend was a prostitute. The whole “man shall not lay with boy” is, in fact, against pedophilia, and not against homosexuality. Of course, since you’re a “devout Christian”, you likely already knew this, right? Considering you probably read through the whole thing and all. I hope you have, otherwise who knows? You might wake up tomorrow morning with the room a little hotter than it was the night before.
by Some Friendly Gay Loser January 3, 2021
Get the The biblemug. A bible is (1,000,000) one milion dollars cash could be bundled within rubber bands or what have you.
STACK & RACK are commonly confused in urban slang.
Book & Bible are unknown even to the most highest levels of street-smart individuals even in high-society.
1000 is a rack
1000 racks equals one(1) bible.
100 stacks equals a bible.
10 books equals a bible.
Breakdown as follows:
Rack = $1000
Stack = $10,000
Book = $100,000
Bible = $1,000,000
STACK & RACK are commonly confused in urban slang.
Book & Bible are unknown even to the most highest levels of street-smart individuals even in high-society.
1000 is a rack
1000 racks equals one(1) bible.
100 stacks equals a bible.
10 books equals a bible.
Breakdown as follows:
Rack = $1000
Stack = $10,000
Book = $100,000
Bible = $1,000,000
Jen: How much money do you have in that money market account?
Tom: around 17 bibles
Note: Technically equals = $17,000,000
Tom: around 17 bibles
Note: Technically equals = $17,000,000
by joey jaw breakers FLA June 21, 2022
Get the Biblemug. Another way to say "I swear", or to make someone believe you are legit telling the truth. When you "bible it" you better not be lying or you will rot in hell. Also a phrase the Kardashians use and the OVP.
Olivia: Lady I saw your boyfriend cheat on you.
Kali: I don't believe you, my boyfriend would never cheat on me.
Olivia: I BIBLE IT.
Kali: Oh man! He is getting it.
Kali: I don't believe you, my boyfriend would never cheat on me.
Olivia: I BIBLE IT.
Kali: Oh man! He is getting it.
by peaceovppeace November 9, 2010
Get the Bible Itmug. Sorry I can't go to the library today, I got kicked out for putting the Bible into the fiction section.
by The Final Facade November 23, 2014
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Get the biblemug.