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"The Time"

James: So I gave Alexia "The Time" last night.
Gina: Why are you telling me this?
by Reggie Owns This April 19, 2006
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The Time Traveler's Wife

To engage in sexual intercourse with a young woman, her mother, and her grandmother and if possible her great grandmother. If you do them in order of youngest to oldest it is called the time traveler's wife, if you do them from oldest to youngest it is called "The curious case of Been jamin' an' Fuckin'".
"Dude I was at this wedding last night, and totally hooked up the time traveler's wife, banged them all then took off in a delorean!"
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The Time Traveler's Wife

One of the best books you will ever read. Also, is a movie coming out August 14, 2009 with Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana. The story is by Audrey Niffenegger and follows Henry as he time travels uncontrollably due to a genetic disorder called Chrono Displacement. He leaves everything but his body behind. He visits big events in his life, most importantly, he visits the love of his life Clare, through all years of her life. A great read.
From The Time Traveler's Wife:
Clare: It's hard being left behind. I wait for Henry, not knowing where he is, wondering if he's okay. It's hard to be the one who stays.

I keep myself busy. Time goes faster that way.
I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

Henry: I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.
by chello313 June 16, 2009
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the time rapist

A man who is cursed to endure the epic random journey through time... raping those who willingly or unwittingly break the sacred laws of the space-time continuum.
Dang! I think I've just been visited by the Time Rapist.
by highbrow_faulker July 28, 2010
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The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.
I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro
by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018
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The time Seth is supposed to wake up

No earlier than 9:00am. The act of waking up any earlier is considered a war crime and is against banned by the Geneva convention. Deer like to sleep in as well.
by Skmj1221 November 7, 2020
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The Time Is Now

Some lyrics of The Time Is Now: Your Time Is Up! My Time Is Now! You Can’t See Me! My Time Is Now!
by SuperSmasher4547 May 29, 2018
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