Tent

What a man pitches in his back yard after his wife whores around.

You know that guy John? He totally had to pitch a tent. Poor guy.

by hotchick880 November 29, 2010

tenting

A condition caused by a state of excessive arousal in women that allows for larger-sized penises to fit more easily within the vagina.

I didn't want to be all up-ons on her cervix, so I had to make her tent first.

After performing cunnilingus on her for a while, she was tenting pretty good.

by teenyrocker July 19, 2010

tented

when a guy is hard and it shows through his trousers, he is 'tented' (or his trousers HAVE tented).
usually used to tease a mate, see example (2)

1 "oh my god man, you've tented - who you looking at?"
2 "mate, you saw her and your trousers just tented like that! haha"

by xenna September 4, 2009

Tentative

Gaand se

The tentative date for the practical is 30th February.

by Babu bhaiya January 25, 2021

a tent

When you have an erection under the covers.

God damn it! My mother just asked if my erection under my covers was a tent!

by BoraaaaFromLincoln June 25, 2018

Tents

An interjection to let the receiver know they are making the speaker pitch a tent.

The exclamation can be gender neutral and may be used by either sex due to the covert nature in which it is employed.

Common usage is found among co-ed camping trips of youth attempting to conceal their true intentions from eavesdropping adults through subverting camping-associated terminology.

Tents!

by Benejeseret May 31, 2009

tent

1.A portable shelter made of some sort of cloth stretched over a supporting framework of poles with ropes and pegs.

2. The adultfanfiction.net suggested abbreviation to be put in the summary of a story containing tentacle sex

1. When they went camping, they slept in a tent.

2. The summary for the story read "Buffy meets an interesting monster while patrolling. Anal, DP, Humill, Tent.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005