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The Tampon

A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.

Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.

Last seen taking stock of himself.

Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.

NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.
"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"

"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"

"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"
by Betterthanyou2012 December 12, 2012
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Take The Tampon Out

Colin: "Dude I Dont Want To Hit Him With The Paper Ball"

Nick: "Dude take the tampon out and do it!!!!"
by Nick Schauble May 3, 2008
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tickle the teapot

All she wanted was a steaming hot cup of joe, but instead the repairman decided to tickle the teapot.
by meowneo November 19, 2013
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Frog in the Teapot

A sexual maneuver that involves a man inserting his testicles into someone else's anal cavity.
Had a hot date last night and I gave her the ol' frog in the teapot.
by KP-omw2fsu January 27, 2023
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The Temporary Contemporary

The Temporary Contemporary Gallery is situated in Sacramento, CA 95815.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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The Temporacle

Temporacle

An ancient being capable of controlling robots and providing delicious bathwater.

First known use, 1984BC
As few people know, TEMPORACLE is an anagram.

ATMOCERPEL, it means

It also stands for,

The Temporacle's
Envious

Monkey
Pissed
On
Ryan Reynolds'
And
Cleopatra's
Legendary

Eggplants
by TotallyNotJohngivitis March 5, 2022
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Muffy the tampon slayer

A girl with a heavy flow on.
What's up with all the bathroom breaks?

I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!
by Shuaman June 9, 2021
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