spank the dolphin

Wacking off your dad.

Dude, last night my mom made me spank the dolphin.

by dolphins12345 December 3, 2013

spank the monkey

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!

by The Molster March 4, 2004

Spank The Doof

The new way of asking someone if you're allowed to use their vape.

Hey bro do you mind if i spank the doof?

My friend was going to come over and hang out, but he was too busy spanking his doof.

by Doofspanker June 27, 2018

spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

by stockman09 November 12, 2010

Spank The Monkey

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.

Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!

by Walden Scott February 18, 2019

spank the big one

to masturbate...alot

When Tom thought of Stacey's mom, he had to find a place to be alone so he could spank the big one

by cjtjceej July 9, 2006

Spank the Monkey

masterbation- male only.

I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.

by Johny Casino December 21, 2009