Marijuana that is stored in salt water (the ocean) for transportation. The marijuana has a salty taste when consumed, but does not lose any THC. Most honest dealers will sell at discounted price.
Bill: "You wanna roll up this seaweed that I got right here?"
Bob: "Hell yeah. I've been craving something extra salty all day. Where's the zig-zags?"
Bob: "Hell yeah. I've been craving something extra salty all day. Where's the zig-zags?"
by SexyAngie88 January 7, 2008
by mahhhhhahaha August 25, 2007
Seaweeds are those who 'go with the flow' and 'sway with the wave'. They're clueless people who go along with what a crowd believes/says/does, like seaweed swaying with the waves of the sea.
Ken: Hm, I think I'll go buy a new shaver.
Barbie: Oh my gosh! Me too!
Ken: I think I'll go buy the new packs of jumbo condoms. My friend says they're high quality.
Barbie: I totally know what he's talking about! I was thinking of buying them too!
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Ken: I have a problem.. my girl agrees with everything I say...
Friend: What a seaweed..
Barbie: Oh my gosh! Me too!
Ken: I think I'll go buy the new packs of jumbo condoms. My friend says they're high quality.
Barbie: I totally know what he's talking about! I was thinking of buying them too!
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Ken: I have a problem.. my girl agrees with everything I say...
Friend: What a seaweed..
by Courtesty June 27, 2006
(1) item which classy males from albania offer to American ladies in leiu of flowers or pulchritudinous gifts of value in order to provide something to "remember them by"; (2) garment of choice for the incomparable Swamp Thing
Becky will never forget the time she went to the beach with Alaire and an Albanian guy gave her some seaweed.
by smitdoggthedoggpoundandthefablulousgrammatiks December 15, 2003
A special title, and there are two most important uses of the title:
1. If your girlfriend is calling you this, smile or laugh and call her Wise Girl. She would love it, and love you more.
2. If anyone else calls you that, feel free to call him/ her any names you want, though it's best to call them "Pinecone face".
1. If your girlfriend is calling you this, smile or laugh and call her Wise Girl. She would love it, and love you more.
2. If anyone else calls you that, feel free to call him/ her any names you want, though it's best to call them "Pinecone face".
Gf: "Hey Seaweed Brain!"
Me: *smiles* "Hey Wise Girl!"
Random Guy: "Yo Seaweed Brain!"
Me: "Don't ever, EVER, call me that again, Pinecone Face!"
Me: *smiles* "Hey Wise Girl!"
Random Guy: "Yo Seaweed Brain!"
Me: "Don't ever, EVER, call me that again, Pinecone Face!"
by Percy Jackson fan101 April 29, 2018
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by Michael Rosas September 23, 2010