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The Sad puppy dog

An ex (usually an unfaithful abusive cheating and or all out douchebag) will act pathetic sad and or suicidal to make u feel bad and to get back together
You see Mike he's using the sad puppy dog to get back with his ex what a douchebag
by McLovin6661997 August 31, 2018
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The Sad Boys

A group of 6 high school boys who call each other gay and play tag every year for a whole month. The group normally consist of an Alpha male, A super chill Homie, A kid that always makes bad movie references, 2 beaners, and a semi beaner.
the Sad Boys act like retards when they’re all together
by Geekypuss05 August 3, 2019
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The Sad Pretender

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location
Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.
by Drakenology January 20, 2021
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The_sad_demon

A sad demon who looks up to The_smile_demon and is friends with The_smile_demon but is sad and a depressed alcoholic
by The_smile_demon May 19, 2022
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bum the sad

His offensive remark revealed him to be just another bum the sad.
by Tabitha Catherine June 23, 2006
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Jim-Jim the Sad Marmalade

Jim-Jim is a very sad marmalde without any friends. He needs your help to lift his spirits!
Please be friends with my marmalade =(
by Chokey February 19, 2005
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Jack the Sad

The inevitable fate of Jack the Lads as they slowly approach the age of 30, or more easily described as the decline in sexual success an otherwise attractive and overly-confident single man will experience as they refuse to settle down and act their age. Once being a symbol of youth and sex appeal, they have now evolved into a sad yet persistent memory of their early peak. While Jack the Lad is considered a British term, Jack the Sads can be of any nationality.
The first symptoms usually start at age 25, however most Jack the Sads are oblivious of their decline until the age of 28. The most commonly recognised symptoms include a lack of lads nights as many of the lads begin maturing and getting married, being less likely to pull the young and blonde birds they are often stubbornly attracted to and not being able to relate to neither their own age group nor the younger generation.
Jack the Sads are victims of lad culture, which prides young men in being careless and sleeping with as many conventionally attractive women as possible. Their over-indulgence in the ingrained hookup culture has made it increasingly difficult to form meaningful relationships with women and thus they are often afraid of commitment as they struggle to see women as more than something to be had.
In order for Jack the Sads to recover, they must first go through the 7 stages of grief before taking the steps to improve themselves to find true companionship and meaning in life beyond sex.
Guy: So, can I buy you a drink or should we cut to the chase?
Girl: Nah you're alright, you look about 30.
Guy: Age is just a number, but I would say you're a ten
Girl: I'm 18 you creep, go after someone your own age, Jack the sad!
by hardlysentient July 16, 2020
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