stab the apple

When the purpose of putting your penis in a girls mouth is not for oral sex but purely to see how far down her throat your penis will go.

Baxter: Hey Isaac, you gonna get a BJ tonight?
Isaac: Naw man, I’m just gonna stab the apple.
Baxter: Niiice 🤘🏼

by Bombin Baxter May 3, 2018

stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 21, 2015

Stab the Camel

Do it right

Pennsylvania street slang derived from Camel Crush cigarettes where one has to stab the filter with a nail to crush the flavor pellet.

Get it done
Order: Stab the Camel!
Reply: On it!

by RiverTeam November 14, 2019

Stab in the dark

Basically means taking a complete guess at something.

Take a stab in the dark as to what the answer to this Physics question.

by History! December 11, 2016

Stab in the dark

When its dark and you find an orifice and just go for it

Tash: Last night Justin just went for the stab in the dark

Caroline: Did we succeed

Tash: No he missed, and i still cant walk properly

by browntown6 June 27, 2010

Stab in the Grass

To have a random guess or attempt at something.

Yeah, I just took a stab in the grass!

by ThunderJunk April 20, 2015

Stab in the neck guy

I wonder how stab in the neck guy feels about the guy who wanted to stab him in the neck being lauded as a prophet.

Hym "No no no no no. This isn't about you. I kind of started this with my concern regarding whether or not I was Schizophrenic or being gangstalked... You're a mental health professional... Is this not (as the Aussies would say) fucked? I mean, Dr. Jeepjorp doesn't like that I can tell he's a charlatan and likely a narcissist (I'm very perceptive) he's especially upset that I did the thing that he did to stab in the neck guy. But, now that I know for certain I'm not Schizophrenic, I'm just going to get worse. See, I'm all about the slow burn...."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2022