the riley method

The act of banging your fat beer belly on a girls back while you bang her doggy.

man 1: yea i did the riley method to that chick
man 2: hell yeah!

by thebucketdevil July 12, 2025

off-the-riley

a move in basketball where a player bounces the ball off a rather short kid(prefferably with the last name Riley)'s head then dribbles it under his legs while he's trying to figure out what happened.

I pulled an off-the-riley on Riley and got a buck from my teacher.

by Alexa February 5, 2004

The Chris Riley

When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.

See Also: "Creampie Yourself"

Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".

by Necrachilles February 9, 2015

Riley the rizzler

you are my sunshine Riley i hope you date me

Riley the rizzler pulled Leah mac and he is super cute

by Rileys really hot March 28, 2024

Riley is the best

Hi Sam, Chloe, Mia, Grace, and Noah

say Riley is the best to *insert name*

by im totally not a duck October 28, 2020

The Riely

A mythical creature that consumes large amounts of cocaine and survives by eating ghetto people which it lures with its ginormous ass, presumably it is filled with all of the worlds evil

Ay yo, were did jacola go? " "uh oh homies, i think the Riely got em yo

by FuzzyLumpkin333 November 11, 2010

The Full Ryley P

When you get shit on by a person who just ate a Sloppy Ryley P

Hey give me the Full Ryley P after you finish that Sloppy Ryley P

by Waldodba July 6, 2023