slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.

"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007

the racoon

a sex move in which the man shits on his hands and wipes it around the girls eyes making her look like a racoon

dude look at that girl, i just gave her the racoon

by dumpster4436 February 4, 2007

the racoon

When you make her put on a fur coat ,stick your penis in her butt and give her two black eyes

Last night she was wearing a fur coat so I have her the racoon after she pissed me off.

by rudydude August 10, 2016

Steven the raccoon

Steven is a raccoon that is intelligent and stops anyone who gets in hes masters way.

Yoo its steven the raccoon lets go thank him for hes good deeds.

by Stevenson nigga ass November 11, 2018

Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

don't chase the lonely raccoon

a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)

Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.

Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.

by MrBaseball17 November 22, 2011

the screaming raccoon

when a man is giving a women anal sex, then punches her in the back of the head to knock her out. then shits in both of her eyes and fists her.

Dude i gave this random chick the screaming raccoon last night! she's gunna be pissed!

by Chico The Goat December 20, 2008