The cum puddle

The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them

Guy: can I give you the cum puddle.
Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.

by Dravven February 8, 2025

puddle in the mudhole

The post anal sex event of directly cumming in a woman's anus. This will immediatly be followed by gurgling sounds, air bubbles, and the occasional moaner from your woman.

I'd sure like to give that lass a puddle in the mudhole.

by dasgeneral April 14, 2005

Use the Paddles

A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.

Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.

Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"

Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."

by AdmiralofShe October 16, 2016

Licking the Pudden' Cup

Giving an anal rim job to someone after they took a Mexican Mudslide without wiping.

Damn, that dude is licking the pudden' cup. That chick must have had tacos for lunch!

by Cue Ball August 31, 2013

The Paddlewheel

A double handed handjob where the giver whilst on their knees in front of recipient grasps the base of the penis and pulls toward their mouth and as the first hand passes over the tip releasing the penis the giver then spits on palm of said hand followed by the second hand grabbing the base and repeating the continous circular (Paddlewheel) like motion

The paddlewheel

1. a form of handjob

by Birchum August 23, 2012

The Piddles

The Piddles is a slang term for people who have to get up in the middle of the night to urinate. Generally, used by older individuals who tend to have this problem.

Man, I had the piddles last night. It took forever to get back to sleep.

by fiendish5022 August 18, 2022

Tickle the Piddle

The act of jerking off, also known as a guy beating his meat.

Do you tickle the piddle often?

by The Legendary Donatella Icono June 11, 2023