The helicopter pad

When you have a big bush, and then cut around your balls and dick but leave the bush around it. You then swing your dick around creating the helicopter pad

Girls have a landing strip but boys have the helicopter pad.

by Pinky98 June 9, 2020

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The Brilo Pad

The act of shaving your pubes, and then not shaving for a few days so it gets really prickly. Then, while recieving oral sex, you rub your prickly pubes against the givers face really hard to cause a brush burn.

Dude, I totally gave this chick the brilo pad last night.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

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pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

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set up the launch pad

to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.

Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad

by Orren Jensen January 14, 2008

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to the maxi pad

just a different way of saying "to the max", or to the fullest extend. mainly used by girls. no dirty meaning, just slang.

"how was the math test, Kate?"
"omg! it was hard to the maxi pad!"

by m'chelle March 31, 2008

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The Scratch Pad

When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.

The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.

by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016

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