The Pope

A short, bald, insecure, chain-smoking, fat-ass who sucks at golf.

Hey, let's hang out with The Pope - that'll make us feel better about ourselves.

by Mitchum September 15, 2005

The Pope

The Pope is the religious figure for the Catholic Church. The Pope is very old and very rich. The Popes favorite activity is to put the "Lord" inside little boys. The best way to describe what the Pope looks like is by comparing him to a dried up pussy.

How to use The Pope in a sentence:
I don't know who's gayer, Michael Jaxson or The Pope.

by Anon2789 September 16, 2017

The Pope

He is the master of molesters. No drunk uncle can ever rack up rape numbers as much as he can.

"The Pope did anal with me last night, he told me if I suck real good, God would splatter me with his love"

by Fortnite=Holocaust November 26, 2019

The pope

An entity that is "owned" by ex Twitch streamer Jshlatt and could cause the end of time if messed with.

Oh shit, the pope is glowing red, we're all fucked.

by Lil Soy Boi June 4, 2021

The Pope

When your homosexual tendencies make you taste and slap your own face with semen

I heard he gives himself the pope slaps his face with his own semen”

by Irishguy November 5, 2021

The Pope

An absolute monarch of Vatican City (An actual country), who is trying to scam you into Christianity.

The pope is asking me to become Christian, otherwise he will use God and Anime to strike me down.
Run for your lives, the Pope wants more Christians!

by GebigsBird May 20, 2022

the Pope's dick

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.

*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004