four people high fiving each other over someones back ninja turtle style.this act is similar to the Eiffle tower.
by Sofera July 2, 2006
by Neacher May 18, 2013
When you have a very sudden and extreme need to use a toilet.
Derived from "turtle head poking out".
Denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a pissed-off Raphael in your stomach if you will.
Derived from "turtle head poking out".
Denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a pissed-off Raphael in your stomach if you will.
A: Wow honey, that was some delicious curry and black coffee. Those green peppers sure were hot!
B: Yeah... *clutching stomach*
A: You look green. Are you okay?
B: No, I've got a ninja turtle in here. *pointing to stomach* Be right back.
B: Yeah... *clutching stomach*
A: You look green. Are you okay?
B: No, I've got a ninja turtle in here. *pointing to stomach* Be right back.
by remote Erik July 11, 2008
To clarify, there is a teenage mutant ninja turtle - a children's cartoon, and then there's "the ninja turtle". The ninja turtle is the act of taking your ballsack testicles included and flipping it around so that it sits on top of your johnson. It's best achieved on a warm day when things are hanging lose. The term originated at the University of MD fraternity scene. The ballsack resembles a turtle shell and the johnson is the turtle's head peeking out.
Jim was so drunk that he pulled down his pants and demonstrated the ninja turtle in an attempt to get Cindy's attention. But he failed miserably and went home and pulled his pud instead.
by Joe K from MD April 26, 2007
Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.
Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.
by Masterb8er3000 January 8, 2022
A prank that works especially well in winter. When you're driving your friends around and you spot a steaming sewer grate you stop over the grate and allow the car to fill up with sewer steam.
by chessthecat August 8, 2010
Homosexual mutant turtles on crack that believe they are ninjas. Usually engage in underground orgies. They are the reason your toilet overflows, why entire sewers to back up in homea, why sludge explodes from manholes, and the smell you get on your pubes when you sweat a lot. Major cause in global warming.
So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?
So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?
The Ninja Turtles kidnapped my little brother and escaped through my fireplace, but not without making all the toilets in the house combust.
by xer0syk0 July 29, 2006