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The Mole of Liberty 

A large and rather obtrusive mole on the left side of Barack Obama's nose. It is known as the Mole of Liberty because as a mole on the president it is the mole with the most liberty in the USA.
Man, check out the mole of liberty! Obama should get that removed soon starting to creep me out.

the mole paradox 

the mole paradox lies herein:
The mole is an incredibly cute furry animal that fills you with unbridled joy and makes you want to JUST eat it up.
The mole on a human being is a sign of disability, retardation, and witchcraft and induces vomiting. Hence the paradox lies in the conflict of emotion upon encountering examples of each of the aforementioned articles.
At the zoo I saw a girl petting a cute little mole, however, she had a huge mole square in the middle of her forehead, so I was faced with the mole paradox. I puked, and then I ate it.

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole 

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.
"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"

saul of the mole men 

A fucked up show on adult swim. It makes no sense to me which makes it amusing. The sweet 2d effects add to the greatness.
of the program featured brief introductions for the crew of a subterranean drill module. The team, known as STRATA, included Captain Jim J. James, Lieutenant Jen E. James, Robot, Kiko the Mute Wildboy, and the "rest" of the STRATA action team (which included Saul and Don Rogers, a man with a shovel). The main character, Saul, is seen in the background in many of these scenes. All of the characters are killed within the first few seconds of the first episode, except Saul of the mole men, Robot, and a revived Johnny Tambourine.
saul of the mole men by Tdowns September 17, 2007

Mike “The Mole” Pompeo 

A nickname derived from the not-so-far-fetched possibility that the Trumpster’s US Secretary of State is actually a CIA operative who has been put in place to continuously monitor the Unglued One.
Although he strikes me as a pompous asshole, I’m thinking I should get my head straight and thank God we Americans have Mike “The Mole” Pompeo in there to keep Mr. T’s hands off the Nuclear Football!

whacking the mole 

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"
whacking the mole by Dean March 25, 2005