One of the most useless, untalented and annoying people to exist right now.
Her show, Hannah Montana, is FUCKING DUMB.
Watched it once 'cause I figured it wouldn't be so bad, but oh God it is. It REALLY is.
The bitch can't act, the bitch can't sing, the bitch does NOTHING productive and yet she's famous and rich? OH MY GOD IT'S PARIS HILTON!
She also has a stupid YouTube show called "The Miley and Mandy Show" or some shit. I ADVISE YOU NOT TO WATCH IT. I watched it, and then spent then next few hours trying to figure out why this girl is so famous on account of she acts like an obnoxious tool.
She has a weird mouth, thus she looks like a donkey most of the time.
She's been photographed looking like a jezebel on account of she's in her underwear and lifting up her shirt and nasty shit like that. Role model? Seriously? Type her name on Google Images and see what you get.
She's also been photographed flipping the Devil's Horns which is NOT ALOUD.
Point is, she's a tool. A huuuuge tool.
Her show, Hannah Montana, is FUCKING DUMB.
Watched it once 'cause I figured it wouldn't be so bad, but oh God it is. It REALLY is.
The bitch can't act, the bitch can't sing, the bitch does NOTHING productive and yet she's famous and rich? OH MY GOD IT'S PARIS HILTON!
She also has a stupid YouTube show called "The Miley and Mandy Show" or some shit. I ADVISE YOU NOT TO WATCH IT. I watched it, and then spent then next few hours trying to figure out why this girl is so famous on account of she acts like an obnoxious tool.
She has a weird mouth, thus she looks like a donkey most of the time.
She's been photographed looking like a jezebel on account of she's in her underwear and lifting up her shirt and nasty shit like that. Role model? Seriously? Type her name on Google Images and see what you get.
She's also been photographed flipping the Devil's Horns which is NOT ALOUD.
Point is, she's a tool. A huuuuge tool.
Miley Cyrus: OUT OF THE FIIIIRE AND INTO THE FIRE AGAAAAIIINN!
Person With Brain: STAY IN THE FIRE MILEY STAY IN THE FIRE!
Person With Brain: STAY IN THE FIRE MILEY STAY IN THE FIRE!
by ABreathOfSunshine October 20, 2008
Looks: She is by no means pretty, except when judged by horny 8-year-old children. The girl desperately needs braces, or just completely new teeth, maybe even a face lift while she's at it. And even though she wears push-up bras to fake clevage, it's non-existant, so stop trying. Not as though it matters, she's going to take naked picures anyway.
Personality: Does the girl even have one? Unless a personality can be defined in these words; whore, slut, skank, bitch and many others. She also attempts to be funny, such as on 'The Miley and Mandy Show' but she just isn't, the funny part is watching her try. She needs to just give up the act and go become the prostitute she is meant to be.
Profession: I don't think an singer/song writer/actress can be true for Miley Cyrus. She cannot sing; she screams. Not only that, but she is completely out of breath after all of 30 seconds, which is probably why she lip-syncs the rest. And either disney gives her those pathetic excuses for songs, or she just really enjoys to talk about herself a lot and put it into song form. I vote the second one there. And what she does can't be considered acting. Many say that she gets her acting from her father, which must be true, because he sucks as well.
Personality: Does the girl even have one? Unless a personality can be defined in these words; whore, slut, skank, bitch and many others. She also attempts to be funny, such as on 'The Miley and Mandy Show' but she just isn't, the funny part is watching her try. She needs to just give up the act and go become the prostitute she is meant to be.
Profession: I don't think an singer/song writer/actress can be true for Miley Cyrus. She cannot sing; she screams. Not only that, but she is completely out of breath after all of 30 seconds, which is probably why she lip-syncs the rest. And either disney gives her those pathetic excuses for songs, or she just really enjoys to talk about herself a lot and put it into song form. I vote the second one there. And what she does can't be considered acting. Many say that she gets her acting from her father, which must be true, because he sucks as well.
Girl: I love Miley Cyrus, I want to be just like her!
Mother: Sweetie, why would you do that to me? Can't you just be a stripper instead??
Mother: Sweetie, why would you do that to me? Can't you just be a stripper instead??
by EmilyLovesYou May 30, 2008
An overrated, redneck, slutty, white trash OBJECT with no talent.Scratchy voice, no vocal organization and overall bootleg music. Stupid Desperate Ingrate
by ghostofme August 3, 2010
Hitler combined with the average head cheerleader.
She makes 12 year old children jump up in happiness over her
trashy, annoying, nosily voice.
She kind of looks like a creepy rat in disguise and her lyrics are
cheesy crap.
She makes 12 year old children jump up in happiness over her
trashy, annoying, nosily voice.
She kind of looks like a creepy rat in disguise and her lyrics are
cheesy crap.
by OliviaaaC. May 19, 2008
A stupid hoe, also can refer too the Disney channel failure, one of the 99% to go one from the beloved kid's channel and do stupid shit. A Miley Cyrus can take many forms, including little bitches, hoes, failures, weird ass bitches doing stupid shit, and anything else stupid. LIKE DAMN
"Hey man, did you see that Miley Cyrus, up on stage molesting a foam finger?"
"Yeah man, I even heard it died of of AIDS."
"I heard that too. Can you imagine how fucked she would have to be to make dem AIDs spread that fast?"
"Yeah man, I even heard it died of of AIDS."
"I heard that too. Can you imagine how fucked she would have to be to make dem AIDs spread that fast?"
by Dyfi December 18, 2013
A ridiculous individual who looks like an ugly boy trying to look like a girl. This individual can never keep its tongue inside its mouth when a camera is present. This is also somebody who looks like a buffoon while attempting to dance.
by marcusm88 October 30, 2013
a flirt who thionks she can get anything she wants just because she is the daughter of billy ray. She is a tease. SHe says she will be pure but so did britney spears. Not one of the Jonas Brother will sleep with her. She is three people in one. Trys to be innocent. A FAKE! she can't sing. and most of a WHORE! the way she dresses now.
by nick jerry April 16, 2008