lube the tube

When the vagina becomes wet because the woman is sexually aroused. Can also refer to putting lotion etc. into the vagina for extra lubrication.

She started to lube the tube before they did it.

by Still_trippin' June 11, 2006

the devils lube

Its a messy spit liquid that is on his anal fork, which pushes u into a pit of fire and dead corpses. yummy

I just got sent to hell, luckily i was allowed the devils lube

by eggsalad10 September 18, 2017

Lube the dog’s arse

Meet expectations. Achieve a required standard.

That dose of induction agent is not going to lube the dog’s arse.

by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022

lube the lever

see masturbation

I gotta lube the lever right away!

by Robert Van Winkle April 5, 2004

lube the transgender gube

a porno that involves two trans that are gay including a water gun of lube that two trans squirt into each others rectums and scrotums. This sex type is very vulgar. It's strongly recommended by Katlin Jenner and brad pitt.

"Last night I gave the best lube the transgender gube to my sister."

by penis sucking June 3, 2017

lube the neck

Consuming copious amounts of ethanolic beverages detineo Xerostomia penitus, the neck.

Derived from the Norse "gjølpr mjödir", but really distorted and not actually related at all.

Also includes the U.S. sharing their future fusion power with the Canadians and British, and I guess the French 'cause they'll whine. And the Germans, of course. They're the European Japanese. Skillful, but periodically delusional.

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Well I think so Brain, but weren't we gonna lube the neck?

by ChrisBeat January 25, 2008

Lube the plate

Lubing the plate is when someone puts a lubricant on the flat part behind the blades on an electric razor while shaving their testicular hair

Jimmy lube the plate because the razor wasn’t Gliding across and getting a clean shave

by I❤️Cougars June 12, 2018