Kermit The Frog

Kermit is the coolest and most amazing frog/god in the world AND IF U DONT LIKE HIM U NEED TO DIE IN A FIRE

"whos that frog over there he looks so cool and amazing'' ''yes he is amazing and cool he is Kermit the frog

by Kermit the frog worshiper October 20, 2020

Kermit the frog with thanos glove

end of the world

"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

Kermit the Frog

The greenest, baddest, and slickest baddie hunting frog on the planet known as Earth.

Jack: Yoo, I met Kermit the Frog on Omegle, he showed me his cucumber, nasty ass frog!

by Quickmawz September 2, 2022

Kermit The Communist

A 2011 Muppets movie the Muppets were exposed for being communist, even Kermit.

today I saw the movie and Kermit the communist was in it

by RandomPig7 June 9, 2018

Kermit the flog

This act involves traditionally a large green frog, if unavailable any old frog or toad will do. First hold the frog in one hand and as you squeeze it the mouth will open creating a vessel for your spunk. Now jack off vigorously until the point of ejaculation, aim and shoot your hot load into kermits mouth. Hence the title Kermit the flog.

Brendon: aha ! I have caught myself another green tree frog.

Jack: What will you do with it Brendon?
Brendon: Stand back and watch me kermit the flog this little fella !
Jack: i hope its female !
Brendon: i dont...

by Frank Fontain April 16, 2019

Kermit The Froggo

Kermit The froggo is the best froggo of all he so spicy he ate my pig his favorite word is BILLY he also hates jenna marbles cause you stole his name kermit has a fetish over tea and is a furry he also loves my bed

He also really loves friday but some extra information is this just som fun facts

look up kermit fan fic

Kermit Get in my bed and we watch shrek and emoji movie woooh

Kermit The froggo is the best froggo of all he so spicy he ate my pig his favorite word is BILLY he also hates jenna marbles cause you stole his name kermit has a fetish over tea and is a furry he also loves my bed

He also really loves friday but some extra information is this just som fun facts

look up kermit fan fic

by I have kermit fetish May 31, 2018

kermit the frog

Ja Rules identicle long lost twin

Ja Rule is a faggit ass motha fucker that looks very simular to kermit the frog

by B-Mount March 22, 2004