Kermit

A mexican frog who always wears a sombrero and talks in the worst accent I've ever heard in my life. He has a best friend named señor Oso who has brown fur also wears a sombrero.

Kermit and Oso go out friday nights and gets back at 7 am.

by JuiceMan30 February 25, 2019

Kermitting

When you want to Kermit Sewerslide. When you are so "done" with,for example a class at your school/.

Omg, Mrs. Turski makes me want to Kermit. Catch me Kermitting because of Mrs. Turski.

by ayeeeeeeeeeeeKooolKidz24 December 13, 2017

Kermited

For one member of a party to make plans on a get together, only to have that member of the party decomitt to the plan last minute.

Hey, we still doing the fantasy draft that Pierre set up tonight?

Nah, Pierre kermited us.

by 3am Dice August 31, 2017

Kermit

The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him

“Oh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal”

by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018

Kermit

A amusing charecter that is green and is really cool. Loves 🥐

Kermit is gay

by Kermitlover2000 March 8, 2019

Kermiting

The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.

Bob: How is your grandmother?

Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.

by monkeyspanker October 4, 2012

Kermit

An abnormally skinny guy who, much like Kermit the Frog, dates fat chicks (like Miss Piggy).

"Check out that kermit with his girlfriend, I bet she crushes him when shes on top."

by Barrt McOckiner January 5, 2010