holy bible

A book with holes in it.

I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!

by ilikecheese42 February 17, 2009

the holy bible

something you might need after looking at porn

Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.

by table fan February 19, 2021

Holy Bible

See "Bull Shit"

Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible

by Ray the Atheist November 2, 2011

Holy bible

An extremely fictional book about monkeys as an excuse for being a bitch and asshole to gay people

The holy bible is in the drawer

by Hehehehehehhehehehehe December 23, 2022

holy meme bible

A Bible of the holiest memes.

I was given a Holy Meme Bible

by Blake2Kappa April 21, 2018

Holy Bible

Slang for Pistol

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.

by ThaParks December 16, 2021