The Helen Keller 

This sexual maneuver can be achieved to finish off a blow job. All the guy has to do is remove his penis from the mouth, ejaculate in the eyes, and clap the girl on the sides of the head forcefully.

Johnny didn't know how to tell Stacey how they're relationship was over. So he just gave her the Helen Keller.

The Helen Keller by gtheg April 1, 2008

The Helen Keller 

A sex act in which you jizz into your partner's eyes (both of them) then shit in both of their ears, thereby making them deaf and blind.

I gave my girlfriend the helen keller the other night, she was so pissed, but it was worth it.

The Helen Keller by Colton Moore May 21, 2009

The Helen Keller 

The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.

I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.

The Helen Keller by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010

The Helen Keller 

When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)

You: Sarah, what's up with the black eye?

Sarah: I got The Helen Keller last night.

The Helen Keller by Big Footed Whore June 25, 2009

The Helen Keller 

A sex position where the person who’s getting hit from the back has their head down and their ears between two couch cushions. Thus unable them to see/ hear very week.

Dude I put my girl into the Helen Keller and she loved it

The Helen Keller by andjee December 28, 2020

The Helen Keller 

When you cum in her eyes, and stand back silently while she searches for a towel.

"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."

The Helen Keller by Jamalpaperman November 24, 2022

The Helen Keller 

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”

Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”

The Helen Keller by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025