goose

A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.

by Saints September 21, 2003

Goose Goose

Ha, lookit that Goose Goose with the nasty-ass Punky Brewster haircut!

by Mrs. Handsome September 23, 2010

Devil incarnate. A direct relative of the dinosaurs. The most evil and devious being to ever roam the Earth, right after Adolf Hitler.

by Gregory Swan June 2, 2020

A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.

Human: “Look brother, a goose”

Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”

by Goose expert May 6, 2020

Wanting something really bad.

This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.

I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.

by benblem January 15, 2022

A goose is someone who shouldn't be trusted.

Alice - Hey, I ate your potato
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!

by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015