The Funk 

a collective gendre of STD's, and or a person (usually a girl) of a funkful(dirty,inpure,etc) nature.

BOY, U BET' NOT GET WITH THAT STANK ASS HO! YOU GON GET...THE FUNK!
*most effective said by those of the black ethnicity*

The Funk by ashley2sexc July 5, 2005

The Funk Palace

A house of girls that are all the craziest mother fuckers you have ever met. Can out drink you, humiliate you, and then fuck you harder than you've ever known possible. If you enter one, you may never leave.

Bro 1: Where's Jeremy?
Bro 2: I don't know man, he went to the funk palace last night, we probably won't see him ever again.

The Funk Palace by Funky Worm October 3, 2020

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

the funk junk by josh January 14, 2005

fakin' the funk 

When you are pretending to be something you are not, capable of a skill or trait you do not possess, or in some other way misrepresenting yourself. See fronting.

KRS-ONE is an old school rapper who dislikes so-called "Gansta" rappers who are just fakin' the funk.

fakin' the funk by Nabru September 26, 2005

Gaara of the Funk 

Gaara of the Sand's more comical alias. Though it is fanmade, Gaara of the Funk has become popular, mostly on the internet. One can assume that it comes from his red afro like hair. The Naruto Abridged Series on youtube features Gaara in funk-form. Gaara is a character from the Naruto series.

Gaara of the Funk Quotes:
"Funk Coffin!"
"You don't respect the funk... for that, I will kill you!"
"If you want to pass through here alive, you'll have to beat me.. in DDR!"

Gaara of the Funk by Otterdude December 11, 2007

what the funk 

it is when you around adults or small children and you dont want to say fuck. you say funk.

adult - "the circumfrence of a pie is one hundred nano meters"
You - "WHAT THE FUNK?!?!?!"

what the funk by kris B May 24, 2006

fake the funk 

To be fake or to not keep it real

Yo man, don't fake the funk.

fake the funk by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003