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The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.
I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(
by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021
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reel around the fountain

An early eighties term referring to male oral sex, popularised in the smiths song of the same title.
Reel around the fountain, shove me on the patio, I'll take it slowly. A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-ho.
by Dzoldzaya December 24, 2006
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Three Coins in the Fountain

Noun

1. A term used to describe an extremely rare sexual act involving a 3 man bukakke and a squirting female. With 3 men masturbating while standing in a circular formation, the woman with the ability to squirt must masturbates on the floor in the middle. If all three men cum before the woman, it finishes as a normal, everyday bukakke. BUT, and this is where the Three Coins in the Fountain kicks into play, if the woman finishes first and squirts high into the air, the men then must pitch pennies and throw any loose pocket change into her vagina. The man who places the highest face value of coinage wins and the whore gets to keep all the coins for buss fare.
"I'm gonna get change for a dollar just in case it's three coins in the fountain night down at the strip club."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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on the fountain

To be "on the fountain" is to be a paedophile.
I think that creepy guy near the playground is on the fountain.
by Garema February 12, 2010
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Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.
“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”
by ONCTrain December 5, 2023
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Meet Me at the Fountain

A code phrase that closeted homosexual politicians often use when they want to invite people to have secret "meetings" for sex and other activities with them. YouTuber Benny Johnson supposedly tells a lot of dudes to Meet Me at the Fountain.
State Representative _____ claims to be a family man but he's always meeting dudes at the The Fountain. He once asked to Meet Me at the Fountain and I recoiled in horror.
by David Holland January 12, 2026
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The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)
Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.
by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014
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