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Foster The People

The best band created, formed by the three sexiest men alive (in no particular order) Mark Foster, Mark Pontius (Ponci) and Cubbie Fink. Every time they play a song, a fan girl's ovaries explode. And that's okay. That's very okay. One day God wanted perfection, and BAM there was perfection. During live performances Isom Innis and Sean Cimino perform with them. Isom likes to bang the maracas in the most beautiful way.
"Foster The People made my ovaries explode during their live stream last night" "Oh, totally. I don't think I'll ever be the same after that Foster The People performance."
by Dr. Sexyfacemotherfucker November 6, 2011
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Foster the People

The best fucking band out there. Their albums are: Torches, Supermodel, and Sacred Hearts Club
You ever heard of Foster the People?
No, is that rap shit?
No.
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Foster The People

US's finest.
The band that makes us Europeans realize that Americans have a good taste.
A:Do you know Foster The People, a band from US?
B: nahh, some deep shit hiphop?
A:Absolutely not!!they are good, just born in the wrong country...
by Altix December 6, 2011
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Foster The People

The guys that wrote that epic song about school shootings
“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun”
~Mark Foster (lead singer of Foster The People)
by sodados November 6, 2018
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The jodie foster

You skeet in your hand, and then proceed to flick the pastie remains in a persons face to get there attention.
Ted: Man, last night I could not quite reach the remote control, so I served my bitch the Jodie Foster.

Joey: Sweet!
by Serth Cerk August 11, 2006
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Foster the People Syndrome

When the band only has one popular song, so in a live set, they milk it for all its worth and save it for the very, very last song.
Foster the People has Foster the People syndrome. They didn't play Pumped Up Kicks until the very, very end.

We saw Wiz Khalifa. He also has Foster the People Syndrome. He didn't play Black and Yellow until the very, very end. Oh to be a young artist and feel the keen sting of a one hit wonder.
by merson August 1, 2011
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Jayden Charles Foster The III

Whoever has this name always say they can fight but really can’t and anybody they’ve said they can beat up, will real live put down on they ass💯
Jayden Charles Foster The III a hoe ong”
by COLD COLD DIP DIP MAN November 22, 2021
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