The name of an all powerful sword in soul eater that according to legend is very powerful but in reality he is just a pain in the ass that looks like a peguin that has a top hat and a cane that got its face smashed. He also loves to say FOOL! and is the best charicter ever.
Me: now presenting the pain in the ass excalibur!
Excalibur : FOOL!
me: ( trying not to throw him off of a mountain)
Excalibur : FOOL!
me: ( trying not to throw him off of a mountain)
by I'm a ghost potato February 14, 2017
Get the Excaliburmug. a BIG ass fuckin dildo, most of the time is double sided. the chick screws the 2 ends together (o=====+=====o) ,then she sticks it up the guys ass and then proceeds to fuck the excalibur.
-friend: Man, why the hell are u walking all retarded and shit?!?!?!?
-the victim: I was real drunk... that fuckin bitch tied me down,...and then...and then she...she pulled out the EXCALIBUR!!! :(
-the victim: I was real drunk... that fuckin bitch tied me down,...and then...and then she...she pulled out the EXCALIBUR!!! :(
by Mr. Bo Jangles April 16, 2007
Get the the excaliburmug. When you're having sex with a girl and just as you're climaxing you pretend that you're penis is stuck. Then, you pull it out with your hand and yell "Excalibur!" as you beat off on the girl (or guy if that's what you're into).
"Dude, if you add "excalibur," it's gonna be like the fiftieth sex move on Urban Dictionary involving skeeting on a girl."
by DanneMedly June 21, 2008
Get the excaliburmug. fuckin uhh...dave or smth:''Hey bro,I just started this new game called Warframe!''
dave's friend:''What warframe did you pick?''
dave:''I picked the cool sword guy.''
dave's friend:''Excalibur? Nice choice but literally everyone picks him. Shoulda been original.''
dave's friend:''What warframe did you pick?''
dave:''I picked the cool sword guy.''
dave's friend:''Excalibur? Nice choice but literally everyone picks him. Shoulda been original.''
by that one guy with autism December 26, 2022
Get the Excaliburmug. 
Get the Excaliburmug. Excuse me honey, but being your knight in shining armor I feel it is only fair that I show you EXCALIBUR!
by andy kumar April 30, 2005
Get the Excaliburmug. Excaliburations:
1) The act of taking something humble and outdated and making it impeccably extraordinary and one af a kind.
"The hotel went through major excaliburations before winning design of the year."
" The designer and contractor we hired used amazing excaliburations remodeling our hotel."
1) The act of taking something humble and outdated and making it impeccably extraordinary and one af a kind.
"The hotel went through major excaliburations before winning design of the year."
" The designer and contractor we hired used amazing excaliburations remodeling our hotel."
" The designer and contractor we hired used amazing excaliburations remodeling our hotel."
"The hotel went through major excaliburations before winning design of the year."
Also using the Urban dictionary for Excaliburate.
Excaliburate
To take something humble and make it awesome.
"My old computer was lame so I excaliburated it by adding more ram and a better video card."
"I plan to excaliburate my car as soon as I get a little bit of extra cash."
by Andrew Tolson April 05, 2006
"The hotel went through major excaliburations before winning design of the year."
Also using the Urban dictionary for Excaliburate.
Excaliburate
To take something humble and make it awesome.
"My old computer was lame so I excaliburated it by adding more ram and a better video card."
"I plan to excaliburate my car as soon as I get a little bit of extra cash."
by Andrew Tolson April 05, 2006
by Knightjaunt May 2, 2014
Get the excaliburationsmug.