When having sex with a Cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you cum in your bitch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.
by TheHunterV280 July 27, 2010
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. noun. during intercourse or other sexual acts, the failure to keep the penis erect. Commonly referred to as Erectile Disfunction (ED) and treated using Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, etc.
Man, we were having the best sex ever last night but then I had a Cuban Missile Crisis even Kennedy couldn't fix.
by nuttedhard March 17, 2009
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. When a Cuban-American partakes in anal sex then withraws only to cum up the back of the recieving participant.
by hoe-low August 18, 2011
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. When a person takes a half filled beer and inserts it into their lovers anus. The lover then shits into the bottle mixing the shit with the beer. The bottle is then removed and drank. While there is still sum sheer (shit/beer) in the mouth the lovers then make out.
by Dr. Sick Fuck July 25, 2009
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. by Lloyd Crosby May 23, 2006
Get the cuban missile crisismug. When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
by ProtoZone March 28, 2011
Get the A Cuban Missile Crisismug. Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.
"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."
by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug.