the clamp

The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.

1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.

by peterlee01 May 9, 2008

Clamps

lockdown, guarded, like white on rice guarding someone well when playing football of basketball

Wow Felipe really put Tony’s cheeks on clamps

by Betttttttt November 28, 2019

Clamped

You got caught

Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped

by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018

clamped

When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.

Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped

by anonymous....alasdair December 28, 2005

clamp it

to tell someone to shut there mouth.

guy - 'hahaha check the nick of youu!'

girl - 'haha clamp it you, more like check the nick of you.'

by andrearfc, x April 8, 2011

Clamping

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping

I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.

by Uselessunknown September 5, 2015

Clamps

(1)To put pressure on someone. Unrelenting pressure like that of inescapable clamps.
(2)To literally place your robotic clamps on someone or something.

A. The bop' was still tryna act like she didn't have my money so I put the clamps on her n shook her down fo' it!
B. The Celtics put the clamps da Lakers 112-86 son !
C. "He's champin' for a clampin'." - Clamps, Futurama
D. "Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? shouting You're a freaking genius, you idiot!" - Clamps, Futurama

by jackpotATX June 16, 2011