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stacking paper to the ceiling 

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.
Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he be stacking paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."

Velcro on the ceiling 

How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed
My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.

Ass On The Ceiling 

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling
"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"

Sex on the ceiling 

Sex so good it makes you feel like you're going higher higher and higher until you touch the ceiling.
Your love was so good it felt like we was having sex on the ceiling.

stack paper to the ceiling

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.
Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he stack paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."

Walking on the ceiling 

Something that is only achievable if your legs are in the air. To have sex.
Ex1
Man 1: So how'd it go with Jen last night?
Man 2: Man, I had her legs were so elevated she was walking on the ceiling.

Ex2
Man: Hey babe. Wanna walk on the ceiling.