the "blow hole"

when you poop so hard, it tears your O ring (butthole)

Kevin: I just took the "blow hole"!
Derric: dude... gross.

by webbfr January 2, 2025

where's the blow

When you can't find the fucking cocaine.

WIFE: Honey, our dog died.
HUSBAND: Where's the blow?
WIFE: This isn't funny.
HUSBAND:I said where's the fuckin blow.

by Ass Eater 69 November 17, 2017

Cushion the blow

cushion the blow
to do something that reduces harm.
Etymology: from the idea of making the force of one thing hitting another less damaging by surrounding it with something soft

The way to cushion the blow is to raise prices slowly, not all at once.

by bruceliu May 27, 2006

Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.

"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"

by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019

cushioning the blow

giving your boyfriend (or girlfriend) a blowjob right before you break-up with them to ease the pain of the breakup

damn...i accidentally walked in on linzy cushioning the blow. jasen quickly told me to pls go

by THE chocolate thunder February 5, 2013

thromboses of the blow hole

1.) A blockage of a whales blow hole.

2.) A blockage in the tip of the penis caused by excessive prolonged blue balls and resulting sperm backup.

1.) That poor whale is beached due to thromboses of the blow hole.

2.) Petes balls almost exploded due to a bad case of thromboses of the blow hole.

by tellitizaman September 16, 2010

Soften the blow

When starting a blow job you stick out your tounge and support the dick as it slides in your mouth, thus softening the transition from dry dick to deep throat.

I had her soften the blow before I throat fucked her.

by What's up bitch my name's jake November 22, 2020