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0.5 on the sides

A haircut that has been done nicely, only a group of metes can be part of this clan.
I got that 0.5 on the sides
by Harrynicely January 11, 2014
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The second 5 levels of pot smoking

6. Rolling your first joint
at this point you feel like your a gangster until you realize how hard it is to roll a fucking joint, youll try for hours, watch a dozen youtube vids, and still have a shitty rap, but its still a job well done.

7. Purchase of your second smoking device
this device is your baby, and is to be treated as so, must be at least twice the price as your first, and is usually a bong. you feel deeply offended if people say something bad about it, as you should this device rarely leaves your house.

8. Creation of your bobs (bag of bad stuff)
this bag contains both smoking devices one and two, some ports, some black and milds, maybe ever a swisher sweet, razor blades(for cutting open cigars), lighters, and your stash of marijuana *which should be around a half at all times at this point*

9. Creation of your first food high
usually brownies, some make fire crackers, but this step requires you creating a food that when eaten will get you high

10. Purchase of your vaporizer
the last and final step is the purchase of a vap, very expensive, but very worth it. at this point you will rarely come across people whos smoke more than you, you are a king enjoy your life
yo dude im the shiznit i just bought a vaporizer!!1!!1!

according to The second 5 levels of pot smoking yes, yes you are.
by Mr.Dirk As Fuck June 21, 2010
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A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
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The 5 Ws (and an H) of Pi

Who was Pi with? Mostly with e, and sometimes with i.

What did Pi do? Make other constants envious of her.

When did Pi do it? Around a quarter past three.

Where did Pi do it? In the least unexpected places.

Why did Pi do it? To prove why she is so popular.

How did Pi do it? By moving around in circles (and sometimes with needles).
On Pi Day, Mr. Pier, a high-school math teacher, was called up to the principal’s office to explain “The 5 Ws (and an H) of Pi” he SMSed to his fellow colleagues and students—the boss wanted to make sure that the math joke doesn’t carry any double meaning.
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on the 5

on the 5 is talking about the 5 point star. It is used by gangs named the Vice Lords and Bloods. These two gangs worship the 5 point star. So indtead of sayin on my momma, they say on the 5.
"Im gonna hit u. On the 5 man."
by Imabeast June 5, 2008
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On the 5

Phrase similar to “on my momma.” “On the set.” On my dead homies.” used by gang memebers and afiliates in various gangs under the People Nation..such as Black P stones (BPS), Almighty Black P Stone Nation (ABPSN), Almighty Vice Lord Nation (AVLN) aka Vice Lords, Latin Kings (ALKN) Bloods under UBN (mainly northern sets on the east coast)

4 Corner Hustlers (4CH) and a few others..their main symbol that they all share is the 5 and the 5 pointed star.
“On the 5, I’ll spin da block bout my niggas.”
by igivezaf January 8, 2019
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O5-5 “The Proctor”

Also known as Helio, and formerly known as O5-X. Helio is (from what I’ve seen) Reahmortus’ most trusted overseer, being the only one to have permission to accept custom SCPs, other than Reah himself
Oh no, O5-5 “The Proctor” has to go and ban another Nazi, can we give this guy a break?
by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022
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