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Thayer is the most kind boy I have ever met. He will never judge your body or things that you’re insecure about.

He is a very special boy who will treasure you more than anything in his life.

If you’re lonely give Thayer a call.

Extremely funny, loving but insecure. Thayer needs a lot of reassurance, give it to him, he deserves it.

He is beautiful. Beautiful body and a perfectly carved face. Beautiful boy.

CAUTION : EASY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH! HANDLE HEART WITH LOVE AND CARE!
me: i love you thayer.

thayer: i love you too baby.
Thayer by corn cob May 25, 2022
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Thayer Street 

The best street in providence, maybe even in all of RI. has fuckin amazing food, and great lil shops. the best part are the people, everyone you could imagine hangs out there. College kids, HS kids, grannys, babes, you name it.
dude, wanna go hang on thayer street?

fuck yea! ill round up the posse.
Thayer Street by Parker Sull May 16, 2010

Thayer Persuasion Method 

A method of persuasion where in an effort to persuade their friends to do something, one repeats their friends name, until the friend gives in a agrees.
Brant: Hey Garth are you going to Panda Express for lunch?
Garth: um.....
Brant: Garth
(waits a second) Garth
(waits another second)Garth
(waits yet another second) Garth...
Garth: Ok, I will go
Brant: YES!! The Thayer Persuasion Method works again!

Thayer method 

Satan's preferred method of torture. Aptly originates from Hell On Earth AKA USMA
(effect of Thayer Method) "So tomorrow I have a test on something we aren't learning until next semester... I hate my life"
or
My GPA is 2.0 (additional effect)

Thayer Academy 

1) An ancient prep school in Braintree, Massachusetts that resembles Hogwarts on a winter's night;
2) A place where heatwaving, Nalgene bottles, upturned collars, Ugg boots, anything-but-hetero- sexual teachers, genious children, and money are all the rage.
1) Hey, it's 10:00 and I'm still here for Richins' play rehearsal, and I'm freezing my ass off. The tall, pointy towers and sketchy wooden doors kinda make this place look like a haunted school for wizard children;
2) I just turned my friend's bag inside out cuz I have nothing better to do, my water bottle is my best friend, my collar is so straight up I can touch it with my tounge, my furry snow boots are my best friend from November to April, I must ponder the sexual orientation of most of my teachers, my friends and I get super-good grades cuz we're from wholesome families, I have incredible amounts of dough to squander on my bratty children because we are a wholesome family.
Thayer Academy by anon June 27, 2004

Thayer Academy 

One of the best private schools south of Boston. Unlike other "elite" private schools they don't judge people based off of how much money they have or where they come from. Literally, this is the best school I have ever been to in my entire life (and I'm not a kid who started there in sixth grade either). While sports are big, and we get out at 1:30 on Wednesdays for game travel, arts are also a huge part of the curriculum. 90% of students participate in some form each year. Any student I've ever heard say they hate it was begging to come back two months after they graduated. While some students may be stuck up and mean, they are the exceptions. Both the students and faculty at Thayer Academy are caring and welcoming. I could not have a chosen a better high school.

Oh and why are all these other posts from 2005?
Thayer Academy has its little problems, but it's better than any other school south of Boston. Oh, and I dare you to find a dining hall that can even compare to Chef Doug's.
Thayer Academy by ThayahGrad January 11, 2012

Thayer Academy 

Typical private school in Braintree, Ma; prison and meeting place for upper middle class white kids into drinking, drugs, sex, other illegal activities, and of course sports; girls worship the STD filled hockey boys, and boys chase after the skankiest underclassmen they can find; popular junior girls dress like they came straight out of the talbots catalog (not a good thing); the teachers can be cool, but most fall into the category of drug addicts, or dykes; their leader Mr. Clarke heads their nazi regime to braiknwash the youth of america and tourture those who try and be diffrent.
common TA phrases

"Omg his hockey mullet is soo hot."
"I love your sweater vest!, did u get it at talbots?"
"Man that weed made me thrirsty, pass my Nalgene water bottle."
Thayer Academy by the plastics January 3, 2005