Slower than guns

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

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we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

by Gninja237 June 18, 2017

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Faded than a hoe

How you feel after hitting a blinker or a dabbington. Need I say more?

I only got five things to say: FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE.

by splurgio October 13, 2022

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To cover ones naked self in baby oil and then consume high volumes of drugs and angrily masturbate to shocked on-lookers over omegle or chat roulette.

Thaining, or Thainers, use the shock of each omegle/chat roullete viewer to "get off".

Peter : My wife wants a divorce.

James : That's not good man. What happened?

Peter : She walked in on me thaining.

by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013

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Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .

I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !

by dragonboy8586 June 22, 2020

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a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

An iconic quote my the man, the myth, the one and only Harry Styles when he got asked to tell us an unpopular opinion in which he answers that he prefers...

"a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼."

1: what beans do you like bro?

- i prefer a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

- oh, i like Heinz...

by oat milk May 13, 2020

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