textesis

The act of engaging in long conversations via texting via cellular devices.

"Jack and Sally sure do love to textesis eachother quite often," said Frank.

by Michael Erdelac February 5, 2008

Textlexia

A person who has severe trouble remembering other people's names and is a terrible speller when texting. Similar to Dyslexia.

John:(texting) "hey whats up?"
Larry:(also texting) "nb Mike. hgt?
John: "you must have textlexia."

by laxislife19 April 16, 2009

textlexia

An inability to compose an interpretable text message due to outside pressures or emotional constraints.

"Man, sorry about that. My textlexia's flared up "

by sparksneon January 7, 2007

tehesian prince

the act of intentianally showcasing the genital region with confirmation that they will be on display and purposefully making them stink as much as possible.

andrew went get his physical and tehesian princed the doctor.
steve knew he was getting head on thursday so he did not shower for 2 days and had football practice before said blow job, effectively tehesian princing that ho.

by andrew & steve January 18, 2008

Textenial

Being in denial about why you're not getting any texts for an extended period of time. Often leading to you feeling that something is wrong with your phone and/or turning it off and back on.

Rob: Man, no one's texted me for a while. I'd better turn it off and on.
Jan: You've got a case of textenial, dude.

by mynameisaletter August 25, 2010

tehesian facemask

To place seran wrap over your partners face, then defecate on their face.

" I gave this girl a tehesian facemask last night, and OH MY GOD, she loved it."

by BatmanLifter February 2, 2017

textmessageless

Someone who has no credit to send texts.

Jacob: whens yor bday again i forgot ?
Cheecho: august 28 kiddo
Jacob: oh thats a while away
Cheecho textmessageless till then

by Jicib January 10, 2009