Textident

Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book

I made a big textident and invited the wrong beotch to my party...

by killakai February 11, 2007

Old Testament Gangsta

The highest level of gangsta...Being push to the point and state of mind that physical violence might ensue, and the only action that can describe what you might do to someone or something can only be described as something done or found in the Old Testament of the bible.

yo you see that fight yesterday, Justin hit that dude with a rock like David did the Goliath. I told you he was Old Testament Gangsta.

by DeuceJ January 6, 2009

Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

textommenting

When two people text and comment each other simultaneously.

Linda and Mona are textommenting.

by The Hamburgler Helper March 23, 2009

textadent

ahole who gets into an accident while texting

Just another textadent cause cause some ahole has to text while driving. Yea their great at multitasking!

by Tuco B August 21, 2009

Texadent

When you are carrying on multiple conversations via text and you accidentally send the wrong text to one of the people you are texting with. Can be very troublesome, particularly when you are talking to girls or guys you like and the texadent reveals you are in to more than one person.

Omg... We were texting and then I got a text meant for another girl! He said it was a texadent but now I know this guy is a player!

by misselisabete November 23, 2013

Bro-testament

Bro-testament - bro-test-tah-ment
-noun
1. Supreme law between bro's
2. Grants thy bro ultimate obedience when used upon said bro
3. One-time usage until cool down time (1 year) is met
4. Used in a time of urgency and at the bro's own discretion
-Should the bro dishonor the testament is grounds for termination from broship

I'm using my bro-testament on you bro, your going to the club tonight.

by Gerhardus August 11, 2011