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textegesis

1) Critical explanation or interpretation of a series of text messages in the hopes of constructing a coherent narrative from them.

2) The exegesis of text messages.
After Joe broke up with his girlfriend, he got hammered and texted her 25 times in 3 hours. The next morning, he had a significant bit of textegesis to do.
by weyus December 9, 2009
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Textadextrous

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.
-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous
by J.D.B. November 10, 2008
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textagram

A word invented by morons that don't know how to change their text setting on their phone from "T9" to "Alpha" therefore rendering them incapable of spelling the correct words.
Anna: Dude, what the hell did you call me "Bomb" for in that text message earlier?

Moron: Oh sorry, it's a textagram my phone pulls up when I try to spell your name. It won't let me spell your name! It's like it has a mind of its own!

Anna: Moron.
by Juni Sweeney March 17, 2009
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Textagram

The very reason we can't spell fuck you on phone's that don't have keyboards.
DUAL YOU!

WTF does that mean?

Oh it's a textagram of fuck. but since I don't have a keyboard It spells dual
by psychedellicereal March 14, 2009
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textaneous

The immediate response you get to a text message.
No matter what time of day or night, Nick and Britt get textaneous responses when they text their friends.
by Jim and Tony August 19, 2008
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textagram

A word that is keyed the same as at least one other on your phone. Similar to anagram.
Classic example: home is a textagram of good. others include pint & shot, cock & anal.
by Proudtorious July 4, 2012
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Textament

textament

The last text that's sent from your phone by your loved ones so people know you're dead and not to text you anymore
Textament

Before I die I have to make sure I write a will and the text I want my loved ones to send when I'm dead it's my last will and Textament
by Ms012469 November 18, 2016
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