Texas Chilli Bowl

It is a cruel an inexplicably twisted method of torture or violence of a sexual nature.

It is performed with the following elements:
1: Tabasco Sauce
2: Telephone
3: and..The Anus

This method is thought to have originated from Texas due to the food used.

"This man ratted out some rapist..and 3 years later he was tortured with the dreaded Texas Chilli Bowl."

by Bazwalt April 29, 2006

texas chili bowl

To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).

We all hated so we gave him the worst texas chili bowl ever.

by Dankester April 27, 2005

Texas Chili Bowl

1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus

2. Food

"This boy here suffered from a Texas Chili Bowl"

by Chris Fucking Cameron January 7, 2005

texas chili bowl

no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"

boys you need to let him rest, some mean boy just gave him a texas chili bowl

by ktulu666 March 25, 2009

texas chili bowl

it involves tobasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.

I don't know what kind of kid would give him a texas chili bowl; I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.

by ButtersFTMFW December 4, 2010

Texas Chili Bowl

The act of putting tobasco sauce on your lap, then on the outside of the condom while condom is applied and then giving a female anal without informing her.

I had to break up with that d*** because he gave me a texas chili bowl. I haven't pooped in a week.

by zander365 October 6, 2011

Texas Chili Bowl

When a man/woman shits blood and diarrhea into a partner's mouth and the other eats it all with crackers. The fingers must be liked clean after to enjoy the full bowl.

Pedro and Jennifer go through a whole bowl of saltines when they both enjoy a large Texas chili bowl.

by hookedonphonics September 3, 2012