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by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

testiculectomy

the vicarious sacrifice of losing ones balls. Can happen at work, in a relationship or while playing sports.

Chris had a testiculectomy preformed when he was holding his girlfriend's purse at the mall.

by Deborah Lee December 26, 2008

Testicles

A greek philosopher from 348 BCE, worked along Socrates.
His name is pronounced (pronounced Test-uh-cleez)

The greek philosopher Testicles was a genius among geniuses.
He discovered the toilet and urinary tract.

by Senor ballsington March 17, 2008

testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.

She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.

by Watchguard April 3, 2004

testicles

The symbol of manhood. They are what makes a man a man.

I am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs

by b-neners March 10, 2008

Testoculars

When a man stretches and places his testicles over a female's eyes, allowing her to use them as binoculars.

"Dude, Kathy is so hot. I want her to use my balls as testoculars."

"My girlfriend wanted to get kinky last night, so she looked through a pair of testoculars."

by Ponchezied March 11, 2013

testicles

The best thing a man could have, but not you.

john: Eat my testicles
lana: i thought you where gay

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