theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries

He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Testicall

The act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. Applicable only to males.

Damn yo; I just testicalled my ex-girlfriend by accident.

by BombDotComm August 30, 2014

Testicly

Nonsense word used to appear articulate but leaves the listener in disbelief that they heard the word testicle.

Testicly speaking I say we bake the cake first.

by D. Dubya July 13, 2015

testical tar

another name for gizz or sperm

did you see drews pants? he had remains of testical tar everywhere

by K.P. April 27, 2006

testiclay

Another pronunciation of the word testicles. It has been made famous by the character Emily Howard in Little Britain.

'Little ladies' testiclay'. (Emily Howard)

by yetanothermike February 4, 2007

Tactically Distressed

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).

"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."

by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010

Testiclysis

the destruction of ones testicles, whether by physical or chemical means

1. The funny jetstream guy told me to dip my balls in sulfuric acid. I accidentally committed testiclysis
2. Wake the fuck up atri it's testiclysis time

by ogdegen November 8, 2023