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Testiblast

a). The act of cumming and tea bagging at the same time

b). When you completely beast up and ace a test, reach an atheletic achievment or just finished getting a wank from some bitch.

c). instead of getting hit in the nuts straight on, get hit at the back of the sack.
a). Don- dude i testiblasted that chick
bill- dude thats some sick shit!

b). Don- 98%, fuck yeah son just testiblasted that algebra quiz!
bill- alright but your still never getting laid

c). Don- Dude are you ok?
bill- shit man, that lax ball just testiblasted me
Don- ...I'd be blown
by Maniac500 March 2, 2010
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Testibreast

A small growth on the testicals that resembles a nipple.
"Damn DUDE YOU GOT A TESTIBREAST"
by Sid May 26, 2004
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testiboob

Ewwww, He's got Testiboobs
by Thomas November 9, 2004
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Testiosteroni

Noun: a disease where your Testies will look like pepperoni.
On rare accessions it can be gotten by women in there Testies and yes women have balls where else would they store the pee.
Guy 1: Bro I went to the doctor today, he said I have Testiosteroni.
Guy 2: Fuuuuuuck, that's tough.
by HungryHazel September 7, 2021
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testbrush

testbrush is a lesbian ship from the show inanimate insanity, consisting of test tube and paintbrush
guys I FREAKING LOVE TESTBRUSH! it's my favorite ship ever!
by testbrushsuperfan June 17, 2024
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ferrari testarossa

fan belt went on me pug, next thing i knew the italins ad made a door handle out of it for a ferrari testarossa.
by Plasteres Mate October 15, 2018
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