TERD BURGLAR

when the family dog sneaks into the litter box to eat cat poop.

Daisy is a terd burglar so don't leave her alone near the litter box.

by Mrs. McGuinness July 22, 2006

terd burglar

sleep with your ass against the wall! Here comes the turd burgler! Holey fudge packer! Watch your ass! exit only!

by turd swiper July 26, 2003

terd burglar

someone who steals the fecal matter of another human being as it s exiting the cornhole.

Some terd burglar stole my son's toxic waste, you assclown.

by Shitcornfuckdick January 17, 2008

terd burglar

terd burglars is a skateboarding crew which hates on other confined skateboarding crews. it is made up of about ten members.

how ya going, do i know you, oh your that dam tb crew, dont talk to me if your not in pfd...... pfft piss off

by quess March 30, 2005