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Tengis

A Mongolian Menace. A beast on and off the court👀😏
Damn I'm getting a divorce, my wife met a Tengis.
by Big Asian Thunder April 29, 2022
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Tennis Shoe Money

Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.
What's up with the silver sneakers at the office?

He's got Tennis Shoe Money.
by Izri Simms March 1, 2011
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Teniola

teni is a very smart girl , who is trustworthy , talented and pretty

teni is a girl who is friendly and when she is in the room everyone smiles
teni is the best
get a teniola today
by tboy405 January 7, 2021
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Chicken tendies

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
by Gritzy July 19, 2018
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New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
by Reaganlol May 31, 2020
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TENIOLA

Teniola is a girl that cares like no other, you can always count on her because she isn’t the the type of person to leave your side or hurt you. She doesn’t really like giving people second chances but if she really cares about you then she’ll give you plenty. She’s an example of the introverted-extrovert. Knowing a Teniola can really change your life, making it better because no matter what you do to hurt her she’ll literally always be the type of person to be there and help you out but once you’ve done her wrong too many times she’ll end up being done for good. Shes hella loyal and only focuses on one guy in particular when talking to her she will always find a way to make your day better if she doesn’t then she doesn’t give up on trying to make you smile. A Teniola is committed and destined to do great.
I will always be a Teniola
by Tennyhorlami February 4, 2020
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Table tennis volleyball

A game that mixes the best of table tennis and volleyball. It was started in Oxford in 2009 and spread to London in 2010.
Let's go play some table tennis volleyball, it's awesome!
by FunkyLemon November 19, 2011
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