tenafly is a boring town to live in because theres nothing to do wih your freinds and i lived here for a while and i cant stand it. i cant wait to get out of this boring town. and also your right next to englewood and thats not good.
by ferarri999 August 01, 2011
Tenafly is a wealthy town in Bergen County that's just west of New York City. Depending on the money in your parents' bank account, Tenafly is different. If you're hella rich with a $2 mil mansion on the East Hill, life will be a breeze; your only problems will be picking which parties you'll be going to every Friday/Saturday night and which friends are only with you for Juul pods or your parents' hard-earned money. If you're middle class, then life is a bit more complicated, since you probably have real problems and brain that lets you see the issues in this town. If you're poor, well, welcome to the precursor to the mistakes you'll make that will eventually put you in jail.
Every year, there's the Senior-run scams of the Halloween Party and the St. Patty's Day Party at Club 201 in Englewood. Everyone that goes is either drunk, high, or cross-faded from pre-gaming and doe-eyed freshmen girls (who pay upwards of $60 to get into the parties) end up drunkenly making out with nasty senior losers or the predators that are the "Popular Guys". They might be hot and rich but just don't. Besides drugs and the SATs, there's not much to do in Tenafly, which is exactly why people hate it here. The school system puts kids in the hospital from exhaustion or slitting their wrists and the football team sucks.
POPULATION: 14,788
POVERTY RATE: 6.15%
MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME: $147196
MEDIAN PROPERTY VALUE: $743400
MOST COMMON ORIGINS: Korea, India, & Israel
Every year, there's the Senior-run scams of the Halloween Party and the St. Patty's Day Party at Club 201 in Englewood. Everyone that goes is either drunk, high, or cross-faded from pre-gaming and doe-eyed freshmen girls (who pay upwards of $60 to get into the parties) end up drunkenly making out with nasty senior losers or the predators that are the "Popular Guys". They might be hot and rich but just don't. Besides drugs and the SATs, there's not much to do in Tenafly, which is exactly why people hate it here. The school system puts kids in the hospital from exhaustion or slitting their wrists and the football team sucks.
POPULATION: 14,788
POVERTY RATE: 6.15%
MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME: $147196
MEDIAN PROPERTY VALUE: $743400
MOST COMMON ORIGINS: Korea, India, & Israel
Welcome to Tenafly, NJ., where the rich kids are drunk idiots who get into Ivy Leagues, the middle-class kids work hard and end up ok or stay in the town until their kids live here, too, and the poor kids switch schools or go to jail.
by 2school4kool December 03, 2017
Another name for NAZI. They justify their exorbitant salaries by busting peace loving teenagers smoking herb because they have no real crime in that wealthy town. They should get jobs in NYC or Newark and see what a real cop's life is like. T
by Teenage Wasteland March 06, 2008
One of the best schools in NJ (curriculum-wise). If you don't believe in racism, attend this school for just a year and you'll see what I mean. There are at most 6 black people in this school, and maybe 30 Hispanics? The teachers push you over the limit and tutors will make you skip your therapist appointments to learn a new math equation. Most gym teachers are pedophiles and don't even get me started with the lunch people. Good school based on the teachings, but if you're not one of the asian, jewish, or white kids attending, you probably wish you were anywhere else.
"My life has been so boring for the past 7 years."
"Were rich but not happy"
"This school Tenafly Middle is boring af"
"What time is it"
"Were rich but not happy"
"This school Tenafly Middle is boring af"
"What time is it"
by sincerely,kentr3ll December 31, 2021
Teachers in tenafly, do not care about theyre students. Often complain and call the kids spoiled, which they are correct for but should not be saying. Often fired for molesting children. They assign as much work as they can, students that they teach do more work per class that they do per week. Used as a derogatory term.
I hope you become a Tenafly Teacher.
by EightMedusa March 30, 2023
Tenafly, New Jersey, where the football team hasn’t won a game since 1984, and 1 in two kids are high in class. Where you can’t walk into the bathroom without finding a drug deal going on. The population is pretty much split between Koreans and Jews, andeveryone’s dad is the the CEO of a multi million dollar tech conglomerate. You either live on the hill, or you’re a peasant, and if you didn’t go to the Halloween party, you’re social status will never recover. There’s a party every Friday night and it’s not over until the cops show up. Sure the school prides itself on our stellar SAT scores, but it’s still 2 million dollars in debt. It’s the town where nudes and sex tapes are leaked, and where kids miss a semester because they went to jail for a while. But chill, he’s cool now. If you want school spirit, don’t come here, we don’t like spirit, but competition is fine. There’s always a guy who gets beat up, or a girl who gets hurt because those two made a bet. You can’t tell your real friends from the fakes, but hey, we have a good school system so.... yay??
by BABOONHEART007 October 15, 2018
The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.
by Necrogatz December 07, 2020