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Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?
by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009
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Tempe 12

Tempe 12 is a group of amazingly hot girls that all go to Arizona state university. It's been said that Arizona state has the hottest girls out of any school in the country, but Tempe 12 are a handful of the hottest. When you're in the Tempe 12, you can get into any club, anyones house, and any party you could think of.
Guy1: Dude, Tempe 12 was walking around my chemistry class today giving free calenders away! they convinced me to sign up for a bunch of stuff too! it was AWESOME

Guy2: Sigh, freshman..
by Sparky the devil January 13, 2011
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Temecula Tophat

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.
Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.
by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011
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tehreem

The most amazing best friend you could ever ask for. The one that will stand by your side forever and never leave you. The one that loves you like a sister and will do anything for you.
Tehreem is my best friend since freshman year and i have never met a person like her.
by reebo November 19, 2013
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Room temperature IQ

In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)

In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)

In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)

When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.
Tyler: (does something extremely smart)

James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.

Tyler: I'm sorry what?

James: In Kelvin.

Tyler: Thanks.
by Silicosis9324 November 8, 2022
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Tempe

City located in Arizona in which the main campus of Arizona State University is located.
"Lets go to Tempe and pickup chicks fellow Riddle Rat."
by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004
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The Temper Trap

The Temper Trap are a rock band formed in Melbourne, Australia, in 2005.

Known for their use of atmospheric sounds, pulsating guitars and soothing, ambient rhythms.

Members are Dougy Mandagi, Jonathon Aherne, Lorenzo Sillitto and Toby Dundas.

The band released their debut album Conditions in 2009. The album's lead single, Sweet Disposition, reached #6 on the UK Singles Chart.

Influences include U2 and Arcade Fire among others.
'What's that song that goes, "A moment of love..."?'

'That would be Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap.'
by ChillyPhilly December 23, 2009
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