Tempting the barracuda

When a man swims naked in the ocean and his penis is bobbing around like a small fish or similar food morsel.

Terry won't get in the water nude. He's too afraid of tempting the barracuda.

by Cheeno t May 6, 2011

tempting the turtle

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.

1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.

by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009

Tempted to touch

The need to touch someone or something. Especially referring to unwanted touching.

Andrea: lol so that drunk guy kept trying to dance with u all night
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self

or

a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"

by Jnet823 January 18, 2010

easily tempted

when u gotta boyfriend and u steady hittin on every guy u see.

boy:ya girl u sould come over...
girl:no i cant hang out i gotta man and im gonna b easily tempted

by Karen Amber Sims March 31, 2007

ass tempting

unbelievably sexually appealing; beyond HAWT (e.g. justin bieber)

Tom: you think justin bieber is ass tempting!
James: ya i know! like OMG, he's such a piece of eye candy!
Tom: ur a fag

by JBisasstempting November 24, 2011

tempting fate

when a person is on the very brink of soiling him/herself while at a bookstore or library (see: turtlehead) but nonetheless takes the time to peruse various magazines and books in an effort to find the best available reading material for the time he/she intends on spending in the public toilet.

Let's see, New Republic, the Onion, Rolling Stone, errrrrg!!!, tempting fate, tempting fate, Time Magazine, ....

by TemptedFateButWillNeverAgain May 18, 2010

tempting my nuptuals

Hanging out with the coolest people you've ever met, while maintaining your marriage vows and keeping your hands to yourself (for the most part, anyway).

Being flanked by two hot females during a concert and having them grab my thighs is really tempting my nuptuals.

by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010