Temping

Overcomplicating things
Replacing words to try and sound more intelligent

They are warmnice people with big hearts turns into "They're humid prepossessing Homo Sapeins with full sized aortic pumps" - Temping 2016

by xiaolon December 7, 2016

Temping

Tracking basal body temperature. One part of the FAM (Fertility Awareness Method) of birth control.

I bought my basal body thermometer and I’m going to start temping every morning!

by K. Bon July 1, 2020

Templin

A raging faggot bitch who eats cookies and dick

"Every group of friends has a Templin who is lucky to not be choked to death"
"This boil on me arse is starting to look like a Templin"
"OOh girl, you dating a Templin? Good luck with keeping stuff out of his ass. He will LITERALLY put anything in there"

by THEMASTER July 13, 2015

ass tempting

unbelievably sexually appealing; beyond HAWT (e.g. justin bieber)

Tom: you think justin bieber is ass tempting!
James: ya i know! like OMG, he's such a piece of eye candy!
Tom: ur a fag

by JBisasstempting November 24, 2011

tempting my nuptuals

Hanging out with the coolest people you've ever met, while maintaining your marriage vows and keeping your hands to yourself (for the most part, anyway).

Being flanked by two hot females during a concert and having them grab my thighs is really tempting my nuptuals.

by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010

tempting fate

when a person is on the very brink of soiling him/herself while at a bookstore or library (see: turtlehead) but nonetheless takes the time to peruse various magazines and books in an effort to find the best available reading material for the time he/she intends on spending in the public toilet.

Let's see, New Republic, the Onion, Rolling Stone, errrrrg!!!, tempting fate, tempting fate, Time Magazine, ....

by TemptedFateButWillNeverAgain May 18, 2010

tempting enough

If it is very tempting but you don’t wanna do it.

Tempting enough I’ll pass.

by realizing now May 7, 2022